Like A Noobie... Robbed for the very first time

We've had a small rash of posts in the recent past regarding dishonest hosts & developers.  Well, I was poppin' around YouTube Looking for songs that I could embed when I came across Madonna's "Like A Virgin" and I realized she said it better than I ever could.

So, take a moment, go to that place where you vaguely recall the songs from our teen years (Okay, some of you it'll be from either the womb or even a twinkle in Daddy's eye, but you get the point).  That's right, cue up Madonna and here's her newest lyrics. 

I made it through installin'
Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found the tools

I was beat, it was incomplete
I'd been had, I was sad and confused
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
used and abused

Chorus:

Like a noobie
Ripped for the very first time
Like a noobie
When money goes from
My hand to yours

Gonna give you all my cash, host
My fear is rising fast
Been saving it all for my site
'Cause CPU rates can't last

You're so rich and own all that is mine
Make me poor, yeah you make me cold
Oh your server locked me out
Yeah, you made me scream and shout
It's what all my fears about

(chorus)

Oooh, oooh, oooh

You're so rich and own all that is mine
It'll be yours 'till the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
I've gotta run & hide

(chorus)

Like a noobie, ooh, ooh
Like a noobie
Feel so scared inside
When you hold me, and rob me, and you lie to me

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Ooh, host
Can't you hear my heart beat
For the very last time?

(Yes, they we're adjusted again.  I'm thinkin' BigAls' gonne come up with something better again.  LOL)