The wife is sitting home reading a book when her now drunk husband comes home from fishing all morning. He docks the boat stumbles out and into the house and collapses on the sofa and begins to snore loudly. The wife upset by the noise decides to find a quieter place to read. She spots the boat and since it's such a nice day decides to take the boat out. After cruising the lake she finds the perfect spot drops the anchor settles back and starts to enjoy her book. After some time a boat pulls along see more side and in it is a Game and Fisheries warden looks around her boat taking note of the rods and bait. Grasping the side of her boat the warden informs the wife that she is fishing in a protected area. The wife tells the warden that she is not fishing but reading a book. The Warden glancing around the boat states "but lady you have all the equipment and could be fishing at any time." The wife angered now states "If you give me a ticket I will tell everyone you made sexual advances on me!" The Warden shocked replies " But lady I haven't touched you..." The wife tells him "No not yet but you have all the equipment!" The Warden motored away not a word said.