In reply to Being a Programmer Doesn't Magically Give You Insight into the way Dolphin Works
Bramin
Bramin•9th of July 2008
 
Look, James, I'm not a programmer in fact right now I am not even a web master. Don't ask...and I wont tell you the long tragic and boring story of that and my downed site...or my life. But I did go to Catholic Schools for 12 years and then a Catholic Seminary for another 3 and then left because I love women(mostly). Which is why I am a misogynist now...except in the case of wonderful Sammie and all those beautiful and ugly angels I have known and loved...and hated mostly...for them not loving me see more back. And for those of you who need it clarified that is just a guy's way of saying he had it bad...for all of em...and even worse yet...STILL does. Or as U2 puts it so poetically, can't live with...or with out 'em.

But after all those years at one religious institution after another I can safely say with out a doubt that I know where the docs are. And there is one and only one truly inspired Word of God. And ALL the one and only truly inspired words of God are pretty fucking good and filled with all kinds of great stories conveying great truths and half truths and lies and deceptions as well. But whether you are reading the Book of Shakespeare or the Book of Sammie or the Book of Jtadeo or Torah or or the Quran or the Bagivagita or Linux for Dummies or one of the infinite number of scribblings in the Book of Children to the Scrawlings of the Old...the important thing to remember is to ALWAYS keep the baby...and throw out the bathwater. Instead of throwing out the baby and drinking the filthy bathwater. And the reason for that, is of course, because any intelligent baby would have pissed in the tub as soon as they had figured out long before you did what you were intent on drinking...was just the latest asinine thing you were going to manage to accomplish...if you are hell bent on keeping your head up your ass.

But that is rather like saying 2+2=4 to those who have already fathomed some of the real beauty of why we are all here which is only part poetic programing, only a little more everything should be free, a lot that all war is fucked up, and even more...hatred is the most fucked up of all...but we will be victorious...because as EVERYONE knows we have to be...because if we aren't...then NOBODY will win!

So James I want to thank you enormously for the "Kudos" though really, man...and I KNOW that anyone who knows their true value would have to say what you have offered here with your tutorials, in all honesty...is priceless! And just between you, me and everyone else...after I went back to see my post and saw the three thumbs down I really was disheartened. Remember how thin skinned and what a chicken ass I told you I was, Sammie, about getting burned by flames to my post? (That is a private joke that is only between Sammie and me about how I got bummed out even by flames from "the bottom low life's in the pond", which referred to about 5 pages of threats I had from a post I made on a really screwy "skinhead site"(the ones who would bring brass knuckles and a knife to a thermonuclear war). But I want everyone to know that ALL skinheads are not screwy...some are every bit as anarcho/socialist/lovers/families like ourselves and cousins of ours just as much as any environmentalist group is or what ever cousin you like to think of who does fit into your clan.)

But I did figure I was going to come back later to at least say to XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX "FOR THE LOVE OF VENUS, MAN...DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT ANY OF JADEOS TUTORIALS? WHAT IN THE NAME OF ALMIGHTY APHRODITE DID YOU EXPECT...HERA TO COME DOWN FROM THE GREEK HEAVENS TO INSTALL FUCKING DOLPHIN FOR YOU? BECAUSE IT IS NOT AS HARD AS STOPPING TIME...BUT THEN AGAIN IT IS NOT AS EASY AS STEPPING ON A GRAPE EITHER.

Look, my excuse for being stupid is not because I have been a programmer even for a month it is because I went to Catholic schools, which I think is even worse. But I have been around here long enough to know that the instillation methods have been evolving in leaps and bounds with an OCCASIONAL two steps forward and one step back but in it's own right the "38 Second Instillation" is akin to us "getting to the moon WE are after...and they will NEVER get to!(Leonard Cohen)"

But I wanted to do it right so I thought well, no rush. It can wait to think of an intelligent answer in addition to an honest one to his question that really did have me totally baffled...because I really didn't understand it.

And then last night I saw this whole blog...and began this reply to James but I have been in the process of moving so had to put off finishing it until tonight when I came back to see even more positives here. And which I do not take any personal credit for what so ever...because everyone, who is on the right page of the heaven we are ALL after deserves mucho Kudos and Accolades and Praises and Purple Hearts and Broken Hearts(to let you know you are still alive...and luckily still are...in love, child!) and a whole lot more just for getting there!

And just as an aside. I do read a good number of the longer blogs in their entirety. And often even all of the replies to them to get a thumb of how well the plans for our Eden are coming along. After all, I can only take working at reading, hearing and seeing in my mind's eye one devastating war image after another to the music of one prophecy of Armageddon after another before I need a vacation...and come to the good and fucking Holy Places like this one to be with my sisters and brothers...and for refuge from the storm of insanity all around us.

BTW, going to give all of you your escape clause from the despair of all those prophecies of the impeding end which is from a former guru of mine(who took a powder somewhere into and probably is hiding out in nirbana, another way of spelling Nirvana).

"I see nothing wonderful about the fulfillment of ignorant prophecies of doom and destruction what seems to me altogether wonderful is that the World could swiftly come to an unforeseen and unimaginable glory...if we would only learn to accept with grace the simple...TRUTH."...Art Kleps

And as for those of you who have "issues" with lovely and sassy Sammie...have them at your own risk because she is a fortress of strength! And destined to be a historical force with what she is going to do with her Tiara that's defying the Iron Age. And tomorrow...she will be legions storming your castles in the air. And remember...you heard it here first...in The Book of Bramin! LMFAO, comrades! TTUAL

xox ;-)

PS.
To everyone who is on the right page or is at least trying to find the right page. Shake hands with yourself...for a job well done.
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Bramin
Bramin•9th of July 2008•to Bramin
 
Terribly, terribly sorry. Anyway to delete one of these double postings?
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Bramin
Bramin•9th of July 2008•to Bramin
 
Guys, it has been a terribly long day moving stuff. I should be in bed now getting ready to move the last of it tomorrow. But I really didn't mean to just put a bunch of XXXX's where I had intended to put Shadow1's ID. It was poor editing but I do want to commend James for one other EXCEPTIONAL thing...and that was his honest and truly compassionate attempt to just point out to Shadow that he was wrong. Which is no big deal. We have all been wrong. And it is our best friends who tell us in no uncertain see more terms when we are wrong or to put it another way it is the rare friend who will scream so loud we can't help but hear them when we have our head up our ass and refuse to take it out no matter how many friends we have trying to pull it out.

Which is no big deal either. Which one of us hasn't had our head up our ass about something or other before we pulled it out through sheer force of will or because someone like poor wonderful James didn't do just about everything but go to proctology school to help get that skull out of our proverbial anus?

So I just want to reiterate to Shadow1 what James was saying again and also that getting criticized so intelligently is an honor, Shadow. You can grow from those kinds of teachings even in areas of life outside of programming or something which may seem totally extraneous to Dolphin. And I say "seem" because when you meet someone like James who would spend so much of his time explaining to you where you went wrong and with an enormous amount of patience despite the toned DOWN passion I saw in it. You really owe it to yourself to not be stupid at all and grab someone like that as someone who you want to be friends with...for life!

And welcome to the family, dude. Looking forward to reading your next blog...and no reason to be shy. There are lots of questions that do need to be asked and a lot of work that has to be turned into play...if we are ever going to get it all done. ;-)
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