Haha, I actually do live in a tree! --- (Scroll down to comments for a translation of a lovely Finnish song of Furry Grump who lives in a tree.)

Or at least used to live in the strangest places, including a cave on a mountain peak and a nearby abandoned Buddhist shrine near Kathmandu, keeping company with an old holy man who had lived in the hollow of a tree for half a decade. I wouldn't mind living in a tree at all, if only see more I had solar power and wireless net to keep the code moving and communications active.

I am of course not going to pay myself to help someone out, unless it's a very exceptional situation. I can cover my own ass where need be with all this stuff, but I'm not going to do for free something that others should be doing (and are paid to do so). These pointers are quite sufficient, if someone cares enough.
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