Adapted from a well known set of rules...

NEW BOONEX UNITY RULES

1. Boonex always makes the rules
2. The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.
3. No one can possibly know all the rules.
4. If Boonex suspects the someone knows all the rules, they must immediately change some or all of the rules.
5. Boonex is never wrong.
6. If Boonex is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a result of something the you did or said wrong.
7. You must apologize immediately see more for causing said misunderstanding.
8. Boonex may change their mind at any time.
9. You must never change your mind without the express written consent of Boonex.
10. Boonex has every right to be angry or upset at any time.
11. You must remain calm at all times unless Boonex wants You to be angry or upset.
12. Boonex must, under no circumstances, let you know whether or not they want you to be angry and/or upset.
13. You are expected to mind read at all times.
14. Any attempt to document the rules could result in bodily harm.
15. If Boonex is having a bad day, all the rules are null and void.
16. Boonex is ready when Boonex is ready.
17. You one must be ready at all times.
18. Anyone who doesn't abide by the rules can't take the heat, lacks backbone, and is a wimp.

/DM