Sorry... I don't do calm and nice.

Thanks for the ticket though. I use a flash app callled slideshowpro http://slideshowpro.net/products/slideshowpro/

Just about everything about it can be customized by changing params in a single xml file. What D7 really needs, is a similar system where the param.xml file for flash apps can reside in the sites templates directories, so that it changes when the site template is changed. This will allow template designers to provide a more complete see more template, and give sites a more consistent look throughout.