Andrew Boon
Also, I like this one...

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Man runs into a Doctor surgery "Quick Doctor!!! I've only sixty seconds to live!!"
Doctor Replies looking at his stethoscope polishing it, hang on a minute?"
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(kinda related)
My dad used to say, "Ask one more time and you ride in the trunk!"
 
 
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