LOL. Browsing comics to relieve some stress.

They both are NASTY creamy spoiled milk. That's why.

Oil and Vinegar for me. Or pretty much any vinaigrette dressing.

Speaking of salads, fat in the dressing helps the body to absorb nutrients.

Researchers at Purdue University served up veggie salads topped with various amounts and types of dressing: canola oil (monounsaturated fatty acids, or “MUFAs”), soybean oil (polyunsaturated fat), or butter (saturated fat). After eating, the 29 study participants had their blood checked for absorption of the carotenoids—antioxidants such as lutein, lycopene, and beta-carotene—that are found in veggies. These disease-fighting nutrients slash the risk of cancer and heart disease, safeguard bone density, prevent macular degeneration, and soak up damaging compounds. 

Here’s what researchers found: The salads with the greatest amount of fat—20 grams—yielded the highest absorption of carotenoids.

- http://www.prevention.com/food/healthy-eating-tips/full-fat-salad-dressings-increase-nutrient-absorption

 I'll take the nasty stuff any day over something you could make a battery out of.

It's too bad it does not act like a battery and give me lots of energy.