Well i am not going to get into a pissing contest with you but i will clearly define spam for you since you have a definition that is relevant to your quaint recollection:

# Spam (electronic), unsolicited or undesired electronic messages (named after the Monty Python sketch); in particular:

* E-mail spam, unsolicited or undesired email messages

resource: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spam